Hillarious lines from TamaraX
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Liska interrupts while TamaraX is playing with Uncle Dick. She tells Liska to leave because
"Uncle Dick and me need our privery" (privacy) 2 ¾
TamaraX from back seat while Natasha was getting a driving lesson learning to use a stick shift.
"Oh my God I think I'm having a nightmare" 4 ½
At Omi's funeral she said she wanted to tell everyone "I hope she has a good time being dead"
Fear that she would be upset at the audience response to this comment we got her to go with her
second choice " I loved her very much" 5
Asked Randye's father Dave how old he is. He says 70. TamaraX announces "Then you are
going to die soon" 5 ½
In Italy when told we were going into another church " I am not going in another church with
that dead guy up there on the cross" 5 ¾
As a church tour guide mentions Jesus Christ TamaraX says " Mom isn't that what you say when
you get mad at me?" 5 ¾
TamaraX announces from back seat of car "I am a virgin". Dad " You should not say that and you do
not understand what that means" TamaraX "Yes I do". Dad " What do you think it means". TamaraX "
It means never having experienced physical love" [Dad almost drives of road] TamaraX then asks
Natasha if she is a virgin. Natasha adamantly "Don't ask someone about their sex life" {later determined
that Tamara got the definition from a comment in the movie Adam Family Values} 6
TamaraX is inadvertently left home alone with 5 ½ year old friend. Calls friend's mother and leaves
word on answering machine. Then finds Randye's address book, looks up baby-sitter name, calls
and tells her "Were here alone and were not suppose to be". Gets baby-sitter to come over. 6 ½
TamaraX " If she and a boy take a bath then they would be having sex" Randye " Sex is for adults"
TamaraX " I want to have sex when I'm an adult" 7 ½
TamaraX always wanted to be a flower girl. We explain that requires a wedding. When her second
grade teacher tells the class she is getting married TamaraX immediately tells her of her life long wish
and successfully convinces the teacher to have a flower girl and that she should be it. She then
convinces her to have her best friend as a second flower girl for company. We find out after it is all
settled. 7 ½
In 2nd grade class. At end of lesson sheet on Dinosaurs teacher writes "Is there anything more you
want to know about dinosaurs?" Tamara written response " There is nothing more I want to know. I
have learned all I want to about dinosaurs, so lets go on to a new topic." 7 ½
After having trouble getting her toy electronic pet to behave. " Boy this is a lot of work, I don't think
I want to have kids" 7 ¾